Well, apparently not this. My stomach's still a bit queasy.
And let me have the wife kneel down on a public sidewalk in San Francisco and blow me, and watch how quick we both become registered sex offenders. A pretty teacher can't fuck a horny 16 year old without going to prison if caught, but a hairy naked man can butt-fuck his twink on a public street while the cops watch.
Gosh, I hate faggots.