Just kidding! You couldn't give me a luxury condo rent-free- to live there. But, for the sake of argument, if I did live there, I would be gone. As of yesterday.
Living in and around New Orleans is like living in 'Fight Club'. Take a punch to the face, get up off the floor, take another punch to the face, get up, repeat until you die.
I've seen the photos and film of the scuzzy toothless white trash that live there, and of the feral, murderous black trash that prey on everyone, including each other. No thanks. When the crime rates rose as the Katrina refugees invaded, wherever they were sent, no matter how much assistance they were given, I knew we were dealing with a subspecies of homo sapien: homo assholis.
Kim du Toit notes that his readers from that area aren't reporting the natives buying survival supplies. No, they are buying AR-15's, and cases of ammunition. They've been there, and done that, and fuck any subhuman troll that would make a good citizen feel the need to arm themselves thusly because said subhuman has refused to join the human race, and chooses to behave like an animal.
The best thing that could happen to New Orleans would be to get scrubbed out to sea, to be followed by a catastrophic levee failure that flushes everything and everybody else out to sea as well.
By the way, I hate gumbo.