Try this on the wife, I dare you. You'll draw back a bloody stump, I promise you. Heck, I don't give Nat weapons, yet, but damn, she would punch you in the nuts so fast...
Simple rule, fuckheads, don't touch it unless you've bought it. Grow the fuck up, and keep your hands to yourselves. You just might run into a small, beautiful woman, with nice tits, and grope one of them, and find yourself in an arm lock hold, brought down to her level, and getting stabbed over and over by someone who has a dread fear of being raped, who someone like, oh say, me, has taught and empowered her in techniques that cause instant pain, and/or death.
For the life of me, I have never understood gropers. To me, it is a sex crime, pure and simple. I have never touched a woman without her express permission in my life. But I have fucked up other guys that have.
And I have had more pussy than you can shake a dick at. Even strippers who hook on the side hate being groped by strangers. That's why God made bouncers.
Any woman who says 'All men are pigs' has not met me. I can't imagine groping a woman unless it's offered, and I look with contempt on 'men' who do. I would die before I farted in front of a woman, and do not understand the pigs that do. I beat the shit out of some hippie one time at a party who kept farting. I warned him, first, and he said 'Hey man, it's natural!' Yeah, dude, kinda like my fist fits perfectly into your face.
So, we clear? They've taught you since kindergarten to 'keep your hands to yourself'.