Trying to understand this political season is like trying to masturbate whilst jumping on a trampoline. And blowing bubbles with your other hand, balancing the bubble bottle under one arm, while the dog yaks up on the carpet.
Or maybe like trying to fuck an epileptic whore in mid fit, under a strobe light, while a 300 pound dominatrix in a leather corset slaps a flogging whip into her palm, and pops out one of her raddled, sagging breasts, and begins sucking the nipple...
But there's my synopsis of this election season. For both parties. We have a choice between prostitutes and whores, and the conventions are nothing more than a beauty contest between pigs.
I almost worked a reference to 4H in there, except they are a reputable, respectable organization.
All the 3rd party dorks are the retards, running around the party. They make everybody nervous and creep them out, but everybody tolerates them, and their antics.
As for me? I ain't gonna vote. None of them has given me one damn good reason to vote for them at all. Fukkem all, up the ass, with a sharp stick.