...pretty green-eyed women. That's automatic death penalty stuff right there.
Men, you do not hit your women. Unless they are beating the shit out of you. And then you only get one whack. Like you'd hit a little puppy on the nose with a newspaper.
I have delighted in, several times, beating the livid shit out of some asshole woman hitter. I took on the toughest meanest asshole in town once for kicking his woman in the cunt with pointy-toed cowboy boots. She was a Penthouse model, and when she healed up from the surgery, she fucked the socks offa me. And I shot him. Hey, he lived, so, statute of limitations and all that.
Shortly after that, bullets began to hit waaaay to close to me to be comfortable...I couldn't even sit on my porch and have a beer. So I left the state, and the rest is history.
But let me tell you, fellas, if I'm 80 years old, and walking with a cane, and I see you hit a woman, I will beat you over your head with that cane until you die.
Hey, I'm 80. I'll never see the inside of a prison.