The worst written news story I have read all year. And I have seen some doozies.
A couple of samples:
"The victim was shot in a house..."
Damn, that must have really smarted. I hate it when I get shot in the house.
"...the slaying appeared to stem from a disagreement..."
Yeah, I frequently slaughter people I disagree with. Not.
"He was placed on probation in 2005 after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit armed robbery."
Yeah, so much for that whole dimcap defense, buddy. Retards do not conspire to commit felonies. Let alone drive a Lexus. Give me a pistol, and let me cap this Neanderthal. No harm, no trial.
At least I have learned the 'Shit On Yourself' defense, if I ever go to trial. Heck, I'll do it for a traffic ticket.