As I've said before, I think I have found an anthem for my life.
In the beginning, check out the eyes. Apparently, I do that. The wife tells me to cut it out. The kids turn and run. Grown men back away. That is one of the reasons I enjoy the show 'Supernatural' so much...when a person's eyes go black, you know what you are dealing with.
I am paying for my sins. It only remains to see how much it takes to pay off the mortgage on my soul. And please note the first four letters of the word 'mortgage'.