Gosh, what a passel of maudlin motherfuckers ya'll can be. And I say that in a most loving way.
Geez, if I don't care, what gives you the right? And I could care less. Are you worried about not getting any more free ice cream, here? Yeah, I know, nothing compares to me. Bullshit. When I am gone, you can do whatever you want. You can read whoever you choose. You can eat your dinner in a fancy restaraunt. Lift a cheek and fart one out for me, eh?
Just try to have fun. And yeah, I know. Nothing compares to me.
Who would want to?