...but this new berry shake the wife just brought me home from Arby's is rocking my world. Between this, the Jalapeño Poppers, the BLT, and the curly fries, Arby's nearly supplants Jack In The Box as my favorite.
Jack has egg rolls and tacos, though. And the Jumbo Jack is the best burger I have ever had. And anybody who puts bacon on a burger should just be dragged off and shot.
And let us not forget the hallowed halls of Taco Bell. Does anybody remember the Bellbeefer? Great huge boxes of tacos?
Ahhhh, those were the days. When McDonald's made a decent fry, that you would drive through just to get a scoop of. Back in the lard days. We have a restaurant here in my town that still uses lard, and the fries are divine. And they use ice-cream scoops of coconut oil to make the free popcorn in the bar. It is heavenly. Fuck the food-nazis.
Does anybody remember the original pizza pocket, invented and sold by Jack In The Box? Man, you had to park and eat that big bastard, or risk blooping hot cheese lava on your nuts.
Well, again, the end.