...fucking kidding me.
Freedom isn't free, it just doesn't exist. All of the people who have died for it have just wasted their time. The only reason any of you live under the illusion you are free, is simply because The Authorities haven't come for you. Yet.
Everybody thinks it is funny when the bullfighter gets a horn up his ass, and the idiot box shows it over and over. Nobody stops to imagine how it would really feel to have an angry animal that weighs nearly a ton stab his horn into you.
Think about that.
Oh, just kill me now.
Hey, I have an idea. How about I sue Chevy for killing my fiance? They should have known their car was too powerful for a young man to drive. I bet Ford has killed more people than Mossberg ever tried to. Hey, howsabout a class action suit against the entire auto industry? They've killed more Americans than any terrorist has killed anyone, ever.
Heck, more American kids die from choking on hotdogs and falling into plastic buckets and drowning every year than die in Iraq and Afghanistan, combined. We're coming for you, Armour Hotdogs! Monsanto!
Shit, and don't get me started on trampolines...
Get my lawyer on the phone!
FUCK! Damn, if I had a nickel for every time I shot a kid or got shot by a kid with a BB gun, I could retire. Hey, wait a minute...
I had a school chum who would sit there during tests, and as he perused the questions, he would idly roll the BB under the skin of his forehead around. It was a habit. Creeped me out, it did. He had been shot right between the eyes (well, an inch or so up) years before, by one of his brothers.
Today, we are manufacturing wusses and future nannies at a truly amazing pace.