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  • This is my Blog...There are many like it, but this one is mine...

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        Saturday, May 10, 2008

    Some Pussy I Have Known...

    It was nice, today, being out with the wife ...
























    ...and the kids. We did Mother's Day today, to avoid the rush of tomorrow, and we still waited 20 minutes for a table.

    Then we piddled around, shopping for crap we needed, or wanted. It tickled me pink to see men checking out my hot cougar, and walking into end caps and knocking displays of goods all catty-wampus. And/or their wives punch them in the arm for gawking.

    The wife doesn't have to walk far to get to slut country, and she knows I loves sluts, and she is my slut. She'll bend over to check things on a bottom shelf, and strike 'that' pose, and crash! some poor bastard knocks tuna cans over and they scatter everywhere, and hey, what can I say.

    While writing this post, I just did a Bad Thing. I called her cell...she is out shoe-shopping, and I can't bear it. So the kids are running around the house arresting each other with their new police toy kits, which include handcuffs. Johnny got tired of it, and left Nat double-cuffed downstairs while he came up to listen to his music...

    Anyway, I called the wife, she answered "Hello my love!" and I said "Something terrible has happened..." in my best broken voice, and she freaks, and yells "What happened!" and I said "I think I forgot to tell you how much I love you, today..." and in the middle of the shoe store she yells "You asshole! That's the voice you use when somebody dies!" but I was laughing too hard to answer her at that moment.

    She grilled me as to the safety of the kids, and I assured her, and I asked her if she had touched any penises while she was out, and received more verbal abuse for my concern.

    Damn, you just can't please some women.

    Oh, and the pic at the top pangs me a bit. My second favorite cat, Jolly John, looked like that. And that blond is a template of nearly every blond I have ever known and made love to. And very similar to the wife.

    Have I mentioned lately how lucky I am? And she's 46 years old. Lucky, lucky, lucky...