I know I've posted similar to this before, but I like this version better. Last boyfriend I terrorized ended up marrying my oldest daughter. I kinda like him now, but damn, he is lucky to be alive. I only threw a knife at him one time. He's an Army officer now, the platoon leader of a Stryker unit, from what I hear, and has been to Ranger School.
I couldn't take him in a straight up fight, now, but he knows I will kill him if he ever makes my daughter cry.
Because I told him.