I got you now, bitches.
If I lived in Colorado, I'd be going in to women's locker rooms, and sitting on a bench, with a raincoat in my lap. As you changed clothes, I'd holler "Yeah! Shake it for daddy, baby!"
I'd go into your toilet stalls, and piss all over the seat, and then leave it up. Serves you right for voting these assholes in. How do you like it now, bitches? I'd get a bunch of guys together and pig out on Mexican food, and beer, and then we'd all troop into the ladies...whoops! Can't call it that now, can we, and we'd all go in and take huge dumps, and read newspapers. For about an hour. And leave the dump. And the seat up.
What, don't like it, bitches? I'll put your pretty ass in jail for a year, and fine you $10,000! How do you like me now, bitches?
Hey, you voted for it. Bitches.