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  • This is my Blog...There are many like it, but this one is mine...

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        Friday, May 16, 2008

    My Only Question Is...

    ...why are they allowed to vote?

    And don't give me any of that 'innocent until proven guilty' bullshit, either. Motherfucker, if you make it to jail, you are guilty of sumthin. And likely have a record of other bullshit. Cops HATE to do paperwork, and go to court (always on your fucking day off). So if your ass is in the clink, you bought the ticket, and I don't want you voting.

    And the linked article has so much other stuff wrong in there, that I need to take a pill. And a baby aspirin.

    I've been put in jail exactly once, and my lawyer escorted me there, because my ex was being a tricksy Hobbit, so after two days of dodging cops, I got tired of it and went to see him, and he got me out in an hour. With an apology from the arresting officer.

    I've arrested tons of assholes, and they were all fucking guilty. Bad people you wouldn't want to live next door to. I've let plenty other people go for the crime of 'being stupid in public'. I would stand them in front of me, hold their face in my hand, and tell them stuff like 'okay, I'm gonna let you go, but if I ever see you doing stupid shit like this again, I am gonna make it my personal crusade to fuck your shit up...do you understand me?' Nodnodnod...'good, now I am going to turn you around and take these handcuffs offa you, and if you do any stupid shit, I am going to shoot you until you stop twitching...do you understand Me?' Nodnodnodnodnod... 'Good'.

    We didn't have dash cams then. If we had of, I would have figured out their range, and avoided them. So would any of the other cops who were trying not to laugh as I dealt with the guy. Bitches, you can't pull that shit with. They will bad-mouth you every time, talk shit, and act the fool. And they went to jail, too. My personal rule was, kick at me one time, here's your hogtie.

    The Sheriff's jailers always knew it was me coming into the sally-port gate, from all of the screaming and crying. and that includes the male prisoners. You buy the ticket, don't bitch about the ride.