There is no way I could play cards with this babe. No wonder she won. I've heard of Poker Face, but Poker Tits? She is ridiculously gorgeous. I'd be lifting up the table and spilling chips all over. And I wouldn't be using my hands to do it.
Chicks like that, they just drop their clothes on the bedroom floor, and you go spoit!, and say "Thanks, I'm done..." and leave, before you start getting the uncontrollable urge to buy her jewelry.