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        Thursday, May 08, 2008

    I Bought The Wife...

    ...one of these. She got a baby-belly after two C-Sections, and fell out of shape. This drove her nuts, as her abs were in such shape when she met, she challenged guys to punch her in the gut all the time. I watched her do crunches one night, and got bored after 2,000, and turned the TV on. She laid there, still doing crunches, watching it with me. I am not a small man, and in those days, she would pick me up and put me across her shoulders and walk around with me, to impress the kids.

    When she said jump, they just asked how high. Only my oldest son could run faster than her, but he's a freak of nature. Runs like a deer.

    But time passes. She still has huge guns for a non-steroidal woman. She opens jars for me. But her little belly vexed her so, and it didn't help when I said stuff, as she was having some ice cream, like 'oh, I see you are applying some thigh cream'.

    So, I saw the ad for this belt thingy, and I checked it out all over the internet, and could find nothing but glowing accolades about it, much of it from body-builders and other sports folk.

    She's had it for three days, and already I see a difference. Sure, she has a solid chassis underneath, and years of muscle memory, but still. And to sit and watch TV with it on? Read a book? Priceless. The warnings include people with pacemakers, so use common sense. But when the wife has an awed look on her face when she is describing a thing, you can bet your $200 that it is damn well worth it.

    I got her two extra gel pad packs with it, too, and that might become a continued expense, because I'm gonna use it to. If she doesn't die from it.

    Anyway, if you have toning and/or belly fat issues, this thing will work the shit out of you, in just a few minutes a day. It is really an amazing device.