I hate their nasty food anyway, but because of this, I just called the wife downstairs and told her I'd beat one of their sandwiches out of her guts if she ever eats one again. Well, I'd want to, anyway.
There are so many good choices in town, anyway, who needs their waxy, nasty shit? They were good, once, but guess what you get when you take the fat out of food...that's right, flavorless cardboard crap.
And even if they made the best sandwich in the world, and I dreamed about it at night, I would still boycott them. Even if they replaced Jared with Pamela Anderson.
And so should you.