It should be a law. Federal. Get Ted Kennedy to propose it before he has his final spaz-out.
I have been in malls with bars in them. When your wife is purse-shopping, there is nothing better than to step into a cool, dark place, and have a beer and a shot. Don't get me wrong, I love malls. I'm a confirmed Mallie. I like going to malls even when I have no plan to buy anything. But...
Sometimes you just want to sit down. And have an adult beverage. Is that too much to ask? The best bar/restaraunt I have ever been in was a Steak & Ale in the center of Oklahoma City. It was a 'fern bar', and utterly relaxing. Sexy Bartendresses and waitresses, and excellent food. They had intimate booths that were nearly closed off, where you could take your date and sit in front of a stained glass window as the sun set.
I vote that Steak & Ale becomes the Director in charge of Homeland Mall Restarauntuering. Damn, I miss that place.
What kind of backwards-ass country doesn't have a bar/restaraunt in every mall?
I blame the ragheads.