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  • This is my Blog...There are many like it, but this one is mine...

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        Tuesday, March 11, 2008

    It Bothers Me...

    ...when an uploaded Super-Intelligence says stupid shit. It's like seeing Jesus stub His toe, and yell 'ow! motherfucker!'
    Whole lotta misogyny going on over there. I'm guessing a lot of his commenters have to settle with just jacking off.

    I have always been disgusted with friends of mine who 'have a type'. I hate men and women in general that put restrictions on dating, and marriage. Heck, I have had my world rocked by rotund black women; and the wife was 99 pounds when we met.

    Interesting how most of the guys who had 'an ideal woman' in their minds never got laid.

    Funny, I didn't even like the wife when we first met. She was too pretty, too thin, too in shape, too snooty, etc etc etc, and we tolerated each other because we were assigned together as lab partners.

    Now I have a mate who is nearly at my level of smarts, and when she finds herself deficient in some area of knowledge (I know everything, you know) she goes and acquires the knowledge she needs. And we have long, wonderful conversations about life, the universe, and everything.

    We make love like otters play. We are best friends. She is the perfect mother. Cooking? Gosh, when we were first dating, she came over to my bachelor pad and cooked me up some Chicken Cacciatore that is still the best I've ever had. She did something to my neck with her mouth last night, as I sat in front of the computer, that left me paralyzed on the entire right side of my body for a bit.

    Now, what would I have missed out on in life, if I had limited my options like a five year old at the salad bar who won't eat anything but the dessert?

    Now yeah, I have personal standards, and they make me glad I'm not dating these days. No tattoos. Whatsoever. No piercings other than ear lobes, and more than 3 votes you off the island. Must have teeth. And a vagina. I think that about covers it.

    You people with 'types', are just typecast, and playing Russian Roulete with life.

    Otherwise, enjoy dying alone...