People just don't think. You've got all these stupid windmill farms that don't work when the wind stops, solar panels that don't work at night, and cost more than they're worth, and...
What about all of these epileptics we have? Can't you put them in some sort of electricity generating device, hang a disco ball in front of them, and let them spaz away? It's good for the country!
And retards. Put em on treadmills, chain mean dogs (or illegal aliens) behind them, and make em work for that ice cream cone.
And there is a huge, untapped resource in old people. Put em in stationary wheelchair electric generators, and have them spin away. Wanna eat, gramma? Get to spinnin. Plus, the exercise will do you some good.
And I'm sick and tired of looking at all these fat mongoloids, and their stupid 'Special Olympics'. Get them little fat bastards out on the treadmills, too. Shit, you're making them exercise anyway at those dumb olympics, now get your staggery bubble butt up on that treadmill, and keep my television running.
Heck, you could drop short bus loads of retards off at disaster sites with their treadmills, and help folks as what needs it out. Builds character.
If only people would listen to me, I could solve all of this country's problems...