I will kill you.
Why do you faggots make me repeat myself? What's the level above Alpha Male?
How many years have I been doing this? Go into my archives...even the fiction...yeah, I can do it. May have done it. Statute of limitations...
I am a six foot tall man, 220 pounds, who can kill you with either hand, bare, or armed with a knife, or a bottle opener, or a Barbie doll. How'd you like to die, twitching on the floor, with Barbie legs jammed into one of your eyes up to her hips?
People from decades ago, if they're still alive, have nightmares about me, and finger their scars when they think about me.
Don't mistake this for bragging. I'm ashamed, and sorrowful. I would still open up on you like a Swiss Army Knife if you fucked with me, or mine. I can't help my nature, no matter how hard I try.
And I could fuck your wife in a puddle of your own blood on the kitchen floor and make her come harder than you ever could.
I have tasted civilization, and found it not to my liking. Think of me as the Sabertooth Tiger, stalking you, and adjust your lives accordingly.
Thank your God for this blog, because I just want to go out and fuck somebody up right now, real bad.
Secret: violence is better than sex...