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        Monday, January 07, 2008

    Hey, Alla You Fat Bitches!

    I'm hearing the usual after New Years bullshit about how fat you all are, and I have the solution.

    The wife and I discovered a show called 'Shimmy' on the Fitness Channel. Quite simply, it uses normal women of all shapes and sizes to teach belly dancing.

    And I pretty much want to beat off during the entire show. The Dana Fuch's band video I linked to somewhere down there...she has the moves down, either naturally, or she's done some training. She also has my favorite body style for a woman.

    But this belly dancing show...it is like Tai Chi for women. No impact whatsoever. I was able to do some of the neck moves, and stretching, but the rest of it is for women only.
    I noted the wife was up off the couch, and following along. Nat was peeking through her fingers. She knows what's sexy, and is innocent enough to fear it. Like that will last. Unfortunately.

    The wife hurt her neck badly doing gymnastics in high school, and it has troubled her ever since. She is also a professionally trained singer...her voice coach also trained Judy Garland. She is a classical pianist, and can play racquetball against men, and she can crush my penis in this deadly Kegel move, wring me out, and spit me out like a watermelon seed.

    Bitch has some moves...

    And she is very impressed with this belly dancing training, and wants me to order her the DVD's.
    Just watching her move with the moves, heck, even remembering it from last night, makes it nearly impossible to keep this keyboard in my lap.

    Just looking at those women, you note the smooth abdominal muscles, and the generous, womanly hips, and you just know that any one of them could hip check you into next week, like you would flick away a fly, and continue with their shopping.

    'Shimmy'...make a note of it.