One of God's little pranks, along with diarrea and Democrats, is freezing the earth once a year, and making the days so short that you no sooner get used to daylight, than it gets dark.
Ha ha, God, very funny. Oh well, the snow keeps the locusts down.
But seriously, is this how you want to celebrate your kid's birthday? Get the party rolling, and then turn out the lights?
This is why, when God says I better straighten up, or He'll fry my ass, I believe every dang word.
He gave the world His only begotten son, pretty darn sure of the outcome, so my ass doesn't have a chance not becoming toast unless I change my evil ways.
Oh, and He says yer fucked, too.