Just exactly how do you do that? And what do you have when you are done?
Yep...a blank. Page.
That's where I'm at tonight. Got nuthin. Nada. 'Nada' means 'testicles' in ancient Mayan, so I guess I have nada. Big ones. But they don't talk, though they do command.
White space. Empty page. Nothing to say. Except that oh, yeah, I hate everyone on the internet. Except for those I don't.
And how is it again that a leprous zit like Lindsey Lohan makes millions while I languish?
Guess I been sucking all the wrong dicks...