This hasn't arrived yet, but I finally figured out this was what was coming, you minx.
I think I must have the best readers in the world. This is just fantastic. Life-changing.
My old air bed, as I've said, looks like the bottom of a cafeteria table, what with all of the glue gobs. Still, it has saved my life. I got one of those special foam pads at Costco, you know, the ones that reform after you make a dent in them? Yeah, they really work. With my arthritis, I roll off of a regular mattress in the morning feeling 100 years old.
Is this a Christmas miracle, or what? I truly do have angels watching over me.