...I see no one 'got' my 'Hotel New Hampshire' reference.
Go here for awesome nudity. Thanks again, MikeT! You might want to copy them to your hard drive right quick, as I suspect they are copyrighted, and won't be up much longer.
The wife is at work, and the bubbler in the tank was acting up. All would be fine for several moments, and then BLOOP! like a fucking depth charge went off, and the frog would go apeshit, and... I'll be damned if that isn't the fastest frakkin snail on the planet. Let me know if there are any high stakes snail races anywhere, because I think I have a good shot at a winning entry.
I mean it, Gary is quick. And I watched him nearly completely disengage from his shell at one point. Creepy. Looked like the Alien Queen's ovipositor from 'Aliens', crossed with a Lasagna noodle. Yeesh.
Ladyfish MK17 is going to work out, I think. She has attitude. And friends. Well, competition for food, anyway, so she stays active.
I am so stoked about getting Season 5 of 24. Wendy should get it to me by Thanksgiving, but hey. I'll give thanks. I just finished talking with my youngest Marine, and he and his Lieutenant just finished watching Season 5. They didn't know the Season 6 Premiere was a four hour two-parter, so I saved em some grief, right there.
I got his Cingular Wireless bill in the mail yesterday, and I emailed him that it was over $200 for one month, and they wanted it NOW!
He called them and kicked their ass, telling them he had shut down the service when he deployed to Iraq, and hadn't used it since, so they said okay, give us $30 and we'll call it even and not fuck up your credit, so he said fukkit, and paid.
Well, not everyone can be me, and you can all thank your lucky stars for that, still, I hope you have as nice a day as I am going to attempt to have.
The wine helps...