I come before you today, to highly recommend a child's toothbrush called, apparently, 'The Firefly'. If you've seen them, and were in doubt, doubt no longer.
Santa stuffed each of our tot's stockings with one, and when I saw them, I said 'ooo, look, cows' and the wife mocked me, and informed me that no, they were indeed fireflies...note the wings. I said 'okay, flying cows', but hey, whatever...
You press a button on the bottom, and they light up, and the light stays on for as long as the child is supposed to brush their teeth. Cool, eh? And the water inside the thing is full of colored sparkly stuff that swirls around while they brush, and when the light goes out, they turn it back on and brush some more because, well, it's just really cool.
I want an adult sized one with Pamela Anderson in it. Anna Nicole Smith (Playmate of the Year Edition). My tusks would sparkle.
The kidses have a feet base you set the thing into. The adult version should have a pair of shapely legs in stilettos, that go all the way up to black panties.
Oral hygiene is so important...