...about your own writing.
Nog should be sold in tablespoon portions. Oh, I do love it; it’s like drinking pancake batter with the syrup already added, but unless you rum it up, it loses its appeal, and you feel like you’re consuming a glass of festive spackle.
Go here, for the entire punishment. There's a reason he's at the top of my blogroll. He serves to keep us all humble.