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        Saturday, December 30, 2006

    Round Heels For Jesus...

    That's what gets the wimmens. That whole 'unconditional love' thing. Add some doe-brown eyes, long, flowing locks of hair and a soft-looking beard, throw in a lamb or a little child into the picture, and every feminine instinct in her is fine tuned to a fevers pitch. I think that was why it was so easy for me to get pussy in church, back in the day, before I reformed. Jesus had already got them warmed up for me, but I was available.

    Ladies, He's dead. Well, He died, and rose again, but still, He's unavailable. And as I've said, I think He's married, and I suspect He'd be the last being in all of the universes to cheat, so, sorry. Just keep buying batteries.

    I hear the 'unconditional love' bullshit and other such crap Christian women write, and I just want to yak. He's not talking about you, babe. It really isn't all about you. Trust me. Sorry.
    I believe He is referring to the species. Human Kind.

    The whole thing is all about sacrifice, and any amount of sacrifice involves some level of pain. It hurts me when I give the wife the last of my Creme Brulee, because she begged pretty, and I love her. I bet it hurt like fuck when He got the shit beat out of Him and got nailed to a stick for our sins, too.

    We're in the 'short digs', people, the last quivering fuck of the hips of history, slamming into quim of an uncertain future. No bunnies. Just mean, slavering hell-hounds ahead. Get tough, or get run over.

    Love is cool. I love love. But if you make it the basis for all or your faith and belief, you may run into a snag or two when confronted by folks who are not only willing, but are eager to peel the flesh off of your screaming infant in front of you if you don't recant your faith, and will, in fact, be a little disappointed if you do.

    The re-exposure of what a monster like Saddam and his willing henchmen did and would still do, should serve as a chilling reminder of what the Bible you claim to believe in says is coming up. It won't be Iraq-wide, it will be world-wide.

    Are you ready?

    And if anything I have said here hurt you in some way, well, I would submit to you that no...

    You are not.


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