I report, you deride.
Actually, the only good news is that we may be able to go in and kill some muslims. When my youngest Marine was graduating from boot camp, I flew down to San Diego, and my taxi driver was a Skinny. I had already fished my Spyderco Police Model out of my kit, in the bathroom, in the airport, and I was ready to shove it into the base of his skull in a trice.
From the linked story: Ethiopia? What the fuck? How an army could be lamer than the Italian Army is beyond me. Two words: Haley Sallasie. Haley? Hullo! Gay!
Oh well...adds a whole new meaning to 'Kill A Commie For Christmas', I think.