...shirt pocket appear, but a pair of wire nippers, and some pliers, that's clear.
And also a driver, of screws, yes, those Phillips, made cunningly small, as to...
Fit into toy holes, yes, them one and them all!
So he screwed and unscrewed, and he nipped and he cut,
because God had made him, yes, a tool using nut!
With scissors, and clippers, and some tools for the yard,
The presents, he opened, now look, twasn't hard!
But to ya'll with vaginas, and dicks that are limp,
...well you open your presents like a tard circus gimp.
So, to all of you tards, and you Christmassy bitches
who have so much trouble gettin to Christmas riches
I say to you all, and that is you, fool,
Just shut the fuck up, and use the right tool!