Hey, if you don't read this to them, how are they gonna be offended? And so what if they are? I can kick some blind cocksuckers ass with one hand tied behind my back, and fuck alla their Blind-Fu.
This kinda shit just sets me off. Hey, blind-o! That's what coins are for! You assholes like to read faces, so just carry a sack of coins. Or a credit card, and get one of those credit card receipt reading dogs, you blind-ass fuck.
Hey, shit happens. Deal. When are they gonna wanna set up SAT's for retards? Fuck, they already have their own Olympics. Needs more Javelin, if you ask me.
Shit, I'm old and creaky, but I wanna play in the NFL. So it's only fair that I get to carry a handgun out on the field. You know, to make it fair.
Oh c'mon, you know you'd buy that shit on Pay Per View.
And I only wanna play against nigger retards. Midget retards. Muslim nigger midget retards. With big fat heads, cuz my vision ain't so good any more. Muslim nigger midget retards with no legs, on skateboards with oblong wheels. Blind Muslim nigger midget retards.
Just to make it fair.
If you don't get it, you are not tall enough to ride this ride.