...well, it's her birthday too, yeah!
Happy Birthday To You!
She has gifted me with so many things, including bouts of wood, so go wish her a Happy Birthday, she is a wonderful lady, and sexy, and single, and she has a good job so she likely will not mooch offa you, and she'll fuck you stupid, if yer the right man.
I would say that you would qualify as 'the right man' if you have a pulse, but that would be wrong, and there is no need to mar this solemn, yet joyous occasion.
Happy Birthday, Toni, you sweet sexy thing!
Don't change a thing. Except for maybe that picture of you pooping in the tub. I could do without that. Oh, and I do not see that banner we discussed, because I have permanently blocked it on all blogs I visit.