Or not. And a hearty ho-hum while we're at it.
I can't stand Tony Snow, never could, even when Rush gave him his start by letting him fill in occasionally. He's boring, has a terrible voice, and always looks like he just took a deep bong hit.
I miss Ari Fleisher. His whole face and attitude just said 'fuck you' to the press corps.
Oh well, let's see how Tony does. I predict zero honeymoon period. Not with gasbags like David Gregory and Helen Thomas in the peanut gallery. And is there anybody at CNN I wouldn't want to take an ice axe to? Can't think of any, offhand. Okay, Lou Dobbs. One.
Bush should hire me for the job. I'm fast on my feet with a zinger, and I hate nearly everybody in the room.
That would be interesting, right up to the part where I ripped David Gregory's balls off and shoved them down Helen Thomas's wattled throat up to my elbow.
That could cause some trouble...