Oh, that Tom Cruise, what a wacky little Munchkin he is. Hmmm, I wonder where I've heard about eating the placenta before?
I feel so sorry for poor Katie. Every time I see her she has the fixed grin of someone smiling at the SS cattle-car guard as they are led up the ramp.
A mix of 'What have I gotten myself into?' and 'Please don't hurt me!'
When you start making Michael Jackson appear normal, Tommy, you might just have a problem.