Since I can only assume you all read, here, here is where I shall thank you for your generosity.
The rest of you, please don't worry about me thinking of you as shoplifters. Heh.
Seriously, though, you are all the wind beneath my cheeks, and I really do appreciate the accolades. And the cash. Hey, whaddaya say we prove all those naysayers wrong who say there's no money to be made from blogging! All right?
Okay! Now get out there and win one for my zipper...