I do not give a fuck who shoots who, as long as somebody is getting shot.
This is all I have to say about that.
On the other hand, I would dearly LOVE to get shot by the Vice-President. Everything that ails me would be cured, during my hospital stay, and I'd have medical care for life, and a nice fat secret bank account. Heck, I'd let him fuck me with that monster dick of his for all that.
But not in a gay way.