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  • This is my Blog...There are many like it, but this one is mine...

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        Sunday, February 26, 2006

    People Die...

    Get over it.

    I'm gonna die. You're gonna die. That sweet baby in your arms is gonna die.

    Jesus died. Of course, He got better, but He had certain, shall we say, 'genetic advantages'?

    Everybody dies, okay? We get it.

    I wish you people would all quit letting the news media manipulate your fear of death. I've nearly died a bunch of times, and it just doesn't impress me any more.

    While I appreciate a good car wreck, or house fire that toasts an entire family on Christmas Eve as much as the next person, it is getting boring. It is a sad sad sad thing that the best thing about Natalie Holloway's death (and HOW do I remember the name of somebody I don't give a fuck about? Hmmmm?) is that at least she's dead, so we don't have to hear her drone on and on and on, like that vile Scientologist twat Van Cistern.

    You know what? I quit watching CSI (Thursday's...the others are just stupid) this season. I tire of it. I no longer wish to be a member of the Death Of The Week Club. Bo-fucking-ring.

    I have attended autopsies. I have zipped up bodies in bags. If you have watched these shows, so have you. Except they can show you a beautiful young woman's guts, but they blur out her pussy. Why is that, do you suppose?

    Did you know that they handcuffed Marilyn Monroe's ankles together to keep monied necrophiles from bribing the morgue attendants so they could fuck her dead pussy?

    Okay, I'm done here. Just cut it out. Please, no more autopsy shows with sexy young female doctors? Please? The wife and I love that show 'Bones', because it is funny, and quirky, and well written. And it hasn't become tiresome.

    Yet.

    PS...Funniest Home Videos? Guys getting their nuts smashed stopped being funny a long time ago, okay? But keep it up with the pinatas. That never gets old.




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