Perhaps I should seek the auspices of Mother Sheehan.
One of my spawn, a Marine, is due to be inserted into Shaitans asshole, like a camouflaged suppository, in a few months. It is his second tour.
C'mon hippies! Keep my boy from doing his duty! Please!
Or not. I would gladly go in his stead. He is bowling tonight. If I am very lucky, I and my family will get to see him before he leaves, and take what may be the last unmarred pictures of him, before some arab mud-fucker blows him all to shit with a lucky shot.
You think I'm not invested into this shit?
Fuck off and die.
Painfully. Along with your family...