Oh, Iran...

...you are so fucked. We will use you as an example to keep North Korea in line (oh yeah, little yella fellas, your time is coming...) and Syria will be a nice little side trip. Near simultaneous.

Shock & Awe for Iran, with a side-order of Special Forces, and Israeli warplanes (and gunboats) for good measure.

Syria? You might want to familiarize yourself with how we cluster-fucked Fallujah up the ass recently. Consult your soothsayer. I think she just turned up the 'Queen of Dildoes'.

Have I been wrong, yet?

I feel your pain. I smell your pain. I taste your pain. I swirl it around on my tongue like the virginal juices of your clitless daughters.

...and all I can say is, YUMMY!

...and, thanks. Look to the skies, fools...