Drive By Polling...

I missed a Golden Opportunity tonight because I was in the shower when the phone rang. I heard it ring, and while I was drying off, I checked caller ID and saw the 800 number, realized my wife had been on the phone for ten minutes, and knew I had missed a poll. Fuck.

The kids were, of course, going apeshit. "Mom's on the phone so let's go Visigoth!" She was idly batting them in their heads and laughing, and speaking full sentences into the phone. Hmmmmm.

I figured 'Kerry Campaign', and marched naked into the living room chanting "Four more years!" and she shushed me and got back into her confab. Intrigued, I listened...

Long-convoluted-story-made-short, turns out it was a corporation (she thinks it was Procto & Gamble) asking many questions about our families attitude on animal testing. Ahhhh, that explains the line I heard her use when she said "If it says 'no animal testing', I don't buy it...I don't want to be their Guinea Pig..."

Gotta love her. I am just bereft at not being able to tell whomever about my desire for bestial necrophilia after their labs are done with the various extinct fuzzy creatures..."Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!"