I LOVE Earthquakes!

And tornadoes, and volcanoes...all of the big hiccups Our Mother can go through.

So, I tune in to the big movie of the week after Alias is over, and I get to see the Golden Gate Bridge fall into the sea...bliss.

It's supposedly a 9.2, though, and people are lurching around like it's maybe a 3.5.

I sat through a 6.5 back in the 70's...well, lets just say it knocked me on my ass and kept me there. A 5 will make you seek the floor, and look at things that could fall on you in horror...bookcases, the fridge, your headboard.

Our Mother? Fuck that bitch...I'm pretty sure she'd like to see us dead.