On 20/20 tonight, Baba Wawa is going to be interviewing Kellie Carpenter, Rosie O'Donnel's paid squeeze.
What? You actually think that spheroidal pervert could get nookie that hot if she didn't pay very well for it? Would you fuck her for free? I didn't think so. Oh, screw you, don't give me that crap about a 'sense of humor being attractive'...that might work if Rosie was funny, and not just a shrill harridan of a Lesbanian douche-bag.
Eltona John is on the same show...is this some homo holiday I missed? I'm so outta touch.