TV Rules!

Except for those broads on 'Las Vegas' tonight, they don't rule at all...what's with this hair today?
All those 'hotties' look like they arrived at work (on the show) after driving for about an hour with their heads sticking out the sunroof, only to get mugged by really crappy tattoo artists, who then proceeded to make them dress up, at gunpoint, like cheap hookers.
Ladies, if you think that those tattoos just above your ass cracks are sexy, think again. The first thing I think of when I see one, is that she just shit her pants, and some squirted up her back. And ladies, if you want us to have something to look at, let us prop a Playboy open on your back while we fuck you...tats are distracting, and since only men should have them, we feel a little gay looking down to see an ass-crack that looks like a sailors forearm.

And I hate 'CSI Miami', but the beginning of the show tonight? Coming in on a helicopter, techno-music snarling? ...Oh Baby! Gave me a hard-on to imagine being a Huey door-gunner... strafing a school yard full of little muslim kids...machine gun rounds spalling out and down, the smell of hot metal and gunsmoke...dirt spouting up amidst their twisting, spurting bodies...

Sorry...wet dream...

Won't happen again...

Heh heh....Hey? Can I baby-sit your kids?