I take back almost everything I've said that was nice about MSNBC...Lester Holt, Scarborough, and Savage are the only people on that channel who don't make me want to puke. And FOX is crawling back up their vagina and sewing the lips shut. What a load of twats they are turning out to be. One of the main reasons I will never be on any of those shows is that I'd have to be chained to the chair and shot so full of Thorazine I'd drool til my head collapsed. The reason for this would be my incessant stabbing and punching of the participants…can you imagine sitting next to Susan Estrogenitch and not grabbing her by the hair and slamming her face on the table over and over and…whew, I’m getting wood just thinking about it…well, a twig anyway. I cannot watch those ‘Shout When It’s Not Your Turn’ shows, my babies learn too many cusswords and my wife gives me The Look. Seems those words come out during Sunday School and panic the Faithful. Another reason I don’t go to church. I guess when the pastor makes a salient point you’re susposed to murmur “Amen”, and not shout out “Fuckin-A Right On, Padre!”
Well, the Moxie Wars may be subsiding, or they may be smoldering just under the surface. Silly shit however you look at it, but fun…war is good. I’ve considered taking time out of my busy schedule to go and snap a certain neck, but that sounds like way too much effort.
For the record, Moxie.nu and Dawn are 4 and 5 fingers respectively on my bone scale, but Moxiepop is both fists…so there.