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        Tuesday, November 19, 2002

    Gosh I Hate John McCain...

    He gives bad politicians a bad name.

    You know that plane that was headed for Washington was doomed to crash anyway? Why couldn't they have just waited a few minutes and taken out the Senate instead of a worthless cow pasture...make their sacrifice worth something?

    The image of McCain, burning in his chair, hands drawn up into claws, eyeballs dripping down his cancerous cheeks, just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    I hate most all politicos with the same sort of benign hatred, 'cept for J.C. Watts and Tancredo...they can live. The rest go to the guillotine when we take over (yeah, I wish...two words why no revolution will ever succeed in this country again: 'Apache Longbow'...nothing a ragtag band of Patriots can field could stand up against those).

    Nope, since we'll never have another Revolution (even though Revolution is one of the founding tenets of this here Republic), I call again for a Benign Dictatorship. And I think this Homeland Security Bill, along with the Patriot Act, is a darn good start.

    Now, if we could just get some obliging foreign government to turn the District of Columbia into a smoking crater...


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        Monday, November 18, 2002

    The New York City Police and Fire Departments have been the most bloated and corrupt institutions in this country since the 1800's...I think this about says it all:

    Firefighters Outraged By 9/11 Looting Accusations
    Book Claims Looting Began Before First Tower Fell

    POSTED: 6:53 p.m. EST November 18, 2002
    UPDATED: 7:40 p.m. EST November 18, 2002

    NEW YORK -- Author William Langewiesche says something secret and sorry was mixed in with the rescue, sadness and tumult of the attack on America on Sept. 11, 2001.


    "The looting was shadowy, widespread,..." he writes in "American Ground," referring to less heroic actions of some firefighters, police and later, cleanup workers.
    Peter Gorman, president of the Fire Officer's Union, has organized firefighter rallies against the accusations at readings and book signings by Langewiesche.
    "For him to insinuate that a firefighter got off the truck that morning and told his captain, 'I'll be right with you Cap, let me go down and grab a couple pair of jeans and I'll be right back inside,' is disgusting," said Gorman.

    But as NewsChannel 4 first reported last spring, the existence of looting at and around ground zero is undeniable.

    Tourneau's marketing boss said then that his downtown inventory was wiped out, and not by toppling towers.

    "There was maybe 20 watches left in the store out of a few hundred," said Andrew Block.

    In the recently released, "American Ground," Langewiesche writes about a fire ladder truck recovered from the pile of fallen debris.

    "Its crew cab was filled with dozens of new pairs of jeans from The Gap," he writes. "It was hard to avoid the conclusion that the looting had begun even before the first tower fell, and that while hundreds of doomed firemen had climbed through the wounded buildings, this particular crew had been engaged in something else entirely."

    "These accusations are completely without merit," said Gorman. "And any looting down there I believe was minimal. Who was doing it? I have no idea, I'm not a police agency."

    The widow of one of 343 firefighters who perished in the World Trade Center attack said having this book is like having one more kick in the stomach.

    Alantic Monthly magazine calls Langewiesche an experienced and levelheaded reporter and the facts were vigorously checked and rechecked for five months before the articles came out.

    Fuck those Yankee con-jobs, I'm glad they got squished...




        Saturday, November 16, 2002

    I just went back and reread my archived stuff. You should, too. Damn I'm good, too bad it's for free!




        Wednesday, November 13, 2002

    FoxNews had this to say tonight:

    "President Bush characterized Islam as a peaceful faith Wednesday, seeking to distance himself from controversial remarks by conservative Christian leaders Pat Robertson and the Rev. Jerry Falwell..." blah blah blahdy fucking blah...

    What a fuckhead...

    Just when I'm getting ready to support this Evil Dimwit(tm) with my vote, he goes and talks this kind of shit.

    We are the Biggest, Baddest, Meanest Motherfuckers in the Valley...why would Our Leader need to sink to this level of simpering saccarroidinal slop? Even as some sort of clumsy effort of misdirection and propaganda?

    Bush is either a Dumbass, a Liar, or a Lying Dumbass. I'd puke if it wouldn't be a waste of good booze.

    The Number One Enemy of every Card Carrying Amurrican today is Islam...and all the mindless, murderous, army-ant towel-heads that are spreading it, one bomb at a time.

    Hey, spreading AID's is a crime, why is ISLAM considered to be any less deadly?

    Fuck.

    I hope the Shadow Government knows what they are doing, cuz GW's been putting his Q-Tips in too far.


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        Monday, November 11, 2002

    "Al-Qaida plotted to kill pope..."

    Yep, that's a headline from today.

    So, where's the problem? Only me, conflicted (yet again), wondering why I hate these rag-fucks who would be so kind as to put a bullet into that foreskin-hatted papist fuck..."the enemy of my enemy is my..." Fuck! No! I hate those swarthy little cocksuckers!!!

    Still...if one of them plugs the pope, I think there should be some sort of dispensation...maybe he gets to butt-fuck Annal Nicole Smith before he gets sent to hell with a syringe full of heroin and pig's blood, eh?

    And then he gets to bludgeon Ozzy's wife and retarded kids to death with a nice selection of frozen ferrets, on pay-per-view, so I don't ever have to see any of those idiotic mongorroids on my television ever again.

    I'd like to find Ozzy, passed out on his couch with his gay little Oscar Wilde glasses on, snoring, while his pet rat drinks saliva off his lolling tongue.

    I want to skewer the rat to his couch with a meat fork, then I want to squeeeek two needle-sharp ice picks lightly back and forth across his glass lenses until I see his drug and Alzheimers addled eyballs slowly roll down and try to focus...

    ...then I want to use every skill I've ever learned and practiced to drive each ice pick, together, straight through each iris and into that overcooked haggis he calls a brain.

    And of course, I'm outta there then, cuz I no way want to smell whatever falls out of his guts when he shits himself...

    Sweet Dreams!


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    I just read a blurb about an earthquake off the coast of S.C...one of two this week. Wouldn't it be funny if those were the results of a couple of our Hunter-Killers center-punching a couple of enemy subs right in their reactor rooms? I don't think I would go swimming in the ocean off our east coast for a bit without a Geiger Counter...
    Does anybody remember the Soviet nuclear mines sunk off our coast in the Gulf of Mexico in the 60's? I do...how soon we forget.




        Wednesday, November 06, 2002

    Doesn't that photo of Trent Lott they've had up all afternoon on Fox News look like your drunken grandma with her teeth out just after she shit herself? Gad, lose that loser and get a real stud in there. Have him abdicate and bring Newt in in his place. Or Netinyahoo (I wonder how much Bebe could get if he changed his name to that?)

    It's Rock&Roll time, kiddies...hear that big rumbling sound? That's the Big Turd of Our Future rumbling down the Colon of Time about to plop into the Toilet Bowl of Our Present...can I get an "Amen"? Howsabout a "whoop whoop"?

    Hey, if you just swallow Alpha-Bits whole with some mineral oil, do you think you could invent a new type of scrying? Maybe call it Automatic Shitting? Maybe put a little gelatin in the bowl to keep the letters from bobbing around too much...

    Sorry, all this election bullshit has made me go all colonic...that, and a fucking fruit fly just flew into my wine and I drank him out of spite and sent him into the rings of hell that is my digestive system. I hope reincarnation is real, and I just chugged Ghandi, little daughterpiss drinkin fuckin four-eyed towel-assed pervert. Or maybe Barney Frank's mom...you know that cunt's gotta be smokin a turd in hell.

    You fuckers better 'give me some love', cuz I'm about to lose it. And my fucking motherboard took a shit last week and I've got it running on a wing and a prayer, but I don't know how long she can hold out...fucking Slot A obsolete bullshit. Suck to crash in the middle of a titty vid...or lose a great rant.

    Hey, who thinks Ted Kennedy isn't gonna get shitcanned next election? I got a hundred bucks says The Swimmer is history...




        Monday, November 04, 2002

    I ripped this off from WND cuz I'm too lazy to link. Read it, Or Else...

    Of course, the great majority of Muslims are peaceful – so what?
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    Posted: November 5, 2002
    1:00 a.m. Eastern
    By Dennis Prager
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    © 2002 Creators Syndicate, Inc.

    Whenever the question of Islam and violence – specifically terror – is raised, we are repeatedly told that "the vast majority of Muslims in the world are peaceful people" who never engage in terror. This is entirely accurate.

    And entirely irrelevant.

    The vast majority of Germans living in the Nazi era were also peaceful – very few ever so much as laid a hand on a Jew. So, too, the vast majority of Russians never killed anyone while 20 to 40 million of their fellow citizens were murdered by the communist regime under Stalin.

    The point here is that the threat to civilization emanating from within Islam is no more obviated by the fact that the great majority of Muslims are not violent than the threat that emanated from Nazism was obviated by the peaceful behavior of the great majority of Germans, or the threat from Soviet Communism was nullified by the nonviolence among the great majority of Russians.

    Germany was a threat to civilization because Nazis and their ideology took over German society while the majority of Germans (the "good Germans") either supported Nazi ideals or did nothing. Russia was a threat to civilization because communists took over the country, and the great majority of Russians either supported Papa Stalin or did nothing. Some Islamic societies are today becoming a threat to civilization because Islamic totalitarians and terrorists are taking over those societies while a majority of Muslims either support their ideals or do nothing.

    That is why it is meaningless at best, and dishonest at worst, to deny the threat to civilization coming from various Muslim countries by noting that most Muslims are not violent. Only a handful of Saudis terrorized America on 9-11-01, but a large majority of Saudis support Osama bin Laden. Few Palestinians strap bombs onto their children's bodies, but the majority of them support such evil and none others publicly morally condemn it.

    At this moment, the dominant strain of Islamic thought is totalitarian, meaning that wherever possible, a government should be Islamic and govern according to a strict interpretation of the Sharia (Muslim religious law). Furthermore, when necessary and when possible, the Islamists believe these religious laws should be imposed violently – as in Sudan, Nigeria, Afghanistan and elsewhere.

    In addition, the dominant ideological trend in much of Islamic society is hate-filled. What is said daily about Jews in Middle Eastern mosques rivals what the Nazis said about Jews. And not only in mosques. During Ramadan, Egyptian television is running a 41-part series based on the anti-Semitic forgery "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

    For all these reasons, one's moral assessment of what is taking place in the Muslim world must be made independent of the fact that the great majority of Muslims are peaceful people. Their peaceful lifestyle is not influencing the bellicose trends in their religion.

    Thus, what is most frightening is not that there are Muslim terrorists, but by how little criticism of Islamic terror emanates from normative Islamic groups. While some Muslim groups have condemned individual acts of Islamic terror such as 9-11, not one significant Muslim group in the world, including here in free America, has condemned Islamic terror generally. And the leaders of Al-Azhar University, the most prestigious institution of Islamic learning, have actually morally and religiously come out in support of Islamic suicide terror against Israelis.

    So the fact that the majority of those living in the Islamic countries are good people is of no consequence. Unless they do something to condemn and to isolate the Muslim totalitarians and terrorists in their midst, history will judge them as it has all the good Germans during the Holocaust.
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    Dennis Prager, one of America's most respected and popular nationally syndicated radio talk-show hosts, is the author of several books and a frequent guest on television shows such as Larry King Live, Politically Incorrect, The Late Late Show on CBS, Rivera Live, The Early Show on CBS, Fox Family Network, The O'Reilly Factor and Hannity & Colmes.